The Proposal

So, the title might make you think we’re diving back into 10th-grade English, but I’m here to tell you that’s not the case. You’re in for something way better—something you might have seen but totally missed out on. For those who don’t know, we recently witnessed our first engagement at FIITJEE. Yep, you heard that right, right here at our own FIITJEE, although it happened a few days ago. So, what’s the scoop? It’s about this Nepali couple celebrating what they call their first anniversary, but honestly, it felt more like a year of struggle. I mean, it’s pretty clear she’s not comfortable with the guy. But let’s get to the juicy bits. If you thought the guy would pull off something special, think again. He’s a total chapri—seriously, a necklace? That’s the best you could do? And some random photos? Her expression says it all; she was not having it. You really shouldn’t be giving gift advice, my dude. And he bought three animals from the last batch for entertainment? Come on! That Narmada monkey and the so-called CEO koala and the gorilla animal with black sweater with his phone? When you can’t come up with decent gifts, I guess you have to improvise. Enough about him; let me give some advice to the Nepali girl. Hey, if you’re looking for a solid boyfriend, go for someone like me. Well, not me exactly since I’m taken by a Bengali from the fourth batch, not the Mumbai type. But seriously, find someone who’s kind and humble. That’s all I’ve got. Have a great day!