how to get a girlfriend (experience: 0)

Why do you need a girlfriend? You lonely? Boy you ain’t lonely.. but on the second thaught your bestfriend left you for the girlfriend of his, okay maybe you are.. sorry no sorry. This thing will be a painful truth so continue if you are lonely hell you are you child.

Now that we had got all of that clear we begin with the part everyone has done atleast once, asking google or a friend how to get a girlfriend and most common answer is “be youself” I mean sure be yourself, but which you should you be? Like it’s not that you speak to teachers exactly the same way that you talk to friends now do you? Then the conversation will be more in the terms of like, “bol bkl aj konsa topic karwana ha” best if you don’t try that. So there is more or less few “be yourself” in yourself now. So which one? Honestly it will be a new yourself so don’t try to be yourself cuz you literally can’t. And now comes the part where you need to make yourself find a girl, it’s harder said than done, cuz the worst she can say is not “no” it’s more of the terms like i already have a boyfriend. Or it could be worse like “you are like a brother to me”. Well let’s say it’s all perfect the best case, she said no. Now what? Oh well now 2 years of rehab, talking to your friends, wait you are alone, sorry. Now after 2 years do you try again? Honestly I don’t know, maybe you are a fool and do try again, but the day a girl finds you someone who she can trust her life with, that’s the day all this rehab has proven worth. But you better treat her well, it’s not often someone’s daughter trust a random man who is not her father or brother, she has the trust enough on you to protect and provide like her father or brother and love like mother. And for anyone thinking do I have or had a girlfriend well, ……..