FIITJEE Couples or FIITJEE Troubles

FIITJEE should be PARIEE as one of the trendy spots for meeting random couples without having to travel to Paris. The only difference is that there is no genuine love, only made-up love. They are all aware that there is no such thing as love here. And with the future planned installation of CCTV Cameras, the never-ending kissing season may come to an end soon, so reserve your tickets for those so-called singles for your last chance to atleast watch a kiss. Some of the hot sites or popular couple monuments you should start stocking are as follows:

1. Because both species are found in the first batch, there is no gene mixing. The lad is generally known for being the class topper, wearing the distinctive square topper spectacles, while the girl is known as the Nepali in the collage. Note: You’ll usually find them hanging around in their class like a “perfect couple,” but we don’t know what happens on their bench.

2. The girl is discovered in the river of the fourth batch with the shortest name in the FIITJEE. The partner is from the second batch and wears squared off glasses; they are both as thin as fish fingers. Note: Please keep in mind that no exact venue, if you know of one, please let us know.

3. The female is found in the third batch river wearing a cyan sweater and glasses. The boy from the same river is wearing a hoodie and seems like a cyber criminal or someone who sells or uses drugs. Note: I don’t know where you might locate the event happening, but if you’re feeling lonely even gazing at couples, this monument might not be for you; you’ll see people swapping salaiva from one other. They are brushing each other’s teeth with their tongue.

4. The girl is also discovered in the third batch river wearing a white sweater and changing festive hair bands. And the opposite sex is discovered in the first batch’s river; the species is black in color with black scales (sweater). Note: You’ll find them by the door of the French batch giving brief lip kisses, so don’t miss out and be alert!

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  1. lagta ha bro u have crush on all 4 of them ..and all rejected you 🤣 is liye bechara sadma sahan nahi kar pa raha ha….bhai koi na hota rahata ha …but bro eesa attitude rakhega to is janam me to kya agle 7 janam ladki kya ladke bhi bhav nahi denge ..to apna attitude badal oor fil hal to ganta koi milegi tereko ….esi meri baddua ha but maybe in future …oor i think u can be a director kyu ki kahania acchi bana leta ha tu 👌

  2. bro just wrote the whole thing 😯, prolly from the last batch river cause everything other than studies happens there, get some brains before posting again, lol

    • i don’t remember asking you tho, unless you wanna talk anything without context, you should be probably thinking what you are doing with your life, coz you being a worthless piece of shit who keeps replying to my posts without any context. I never saw people getting so much offended before unlike some retarted kids like you I met in this college

    • Sorry there grandfather/grandmother we are just “kids”, I am exactly doing what you are doing, replying to comments. And who said this is your post? Sorry I forgot you are so old that you probably forgot your glasses while writing this. I am not offended I am just excited to meet such worthful piece of “shit”.

    • damn @holahui i guess you need glasses or whatever normie shit you talk, you have the audacity to tag me and then tell this is not my post, lmfao
      “grandmother/father” bitchass hoe you aint got parents and showing your fatherless behaviour. you should prob kys emo kid

    • Then you are dumber for tagging me while knowing you can’t tag people, and dude give some respect to people you don’t have to give respect tp me, I don’t deserve it but don’t go and just flipping off people who has done nothing wrong to you.

  3. i (gigganiggachad) is the biggest chakka/kojja/gay/69th gender ….bc tere gand me kyu khujli horiiiii….sale tereko dusro i zindagi se kya problem ha …just f off bro …2 kaudi ka to tu aadmi ha …..oor chala ha panga lene …pit wit jayega to kis se madat mangega be …lodu sale …..itna hi ungli karne ka shauk ha to jake red light area me baith …u will earn some money ….sala sharam bhi nahi aata …kisi ki zindagi ki khushi dekhi nahi jati ha bahan k lode ….sale teri patane ki aaukat nahi ha to dusro ki zindagi kyu barbad karra …..oor ha phase 4 aara ha na jake padle bkl tera bap ka paisa waist mat kar …pata nahi kyu eese logo ko itne acche college me dal dete ha parents ….oor ha me bas 1 comment karne ayaa to mera time waist nahi hora (fir bad me tu bolega ki tu jake pad pahale) sale jinke bare me tu likhra vo tereko mast kootenge bhai…rahane de na bhai kyu panga lera ….just F off…abhi bhi time ha sudhar ja mafi mang le

    • re bkl kya tabse ladkiyon ki tarah itna lamba lamba messages likra re , geneder , hormones aur mentatlity badal liya kya , kya farak padta usse waise merek , maar toh tu waise bhi khane wala hai , aur tereko nanga karke , gher gher ke marenge , lath bhi marenge gira ke , jaise us din maara tha tereko , laga tu sudhar gaya , lekin galat smajha mai , tereko maarna hi chaiye , aur tu kya marega bkl mereko , idhar online mein hi tu mereko ek banda samjh ke roast karne ke liye 3 accounts banaya aur ham 4log idhar ek hi accoount se teri maa chod dere , aaaja beta maarke ke dikha , height toh ladkiyon ki tarah aur shareer ek mutthal ki tarah , lul

  4. sorry guys mera hi baccha ha …agar kisi ko koi dikkat hui ho iske waje se to maf kardena .jab chota tha tab bechare ki bohot gand marte the .is liye isko ungli karne ka bohot shok ha .bohot dino se belt se mar ni khai ha isne to bura mat manna agar kuch bole …or tu gigganiggachad ..sale aapne bap se eesi bat karega ..teri maa ne tujhe yehi sanskar diye ha …oor tere alawa tereko support kon karra ?konse 4 log ha tere sath jinka tu name lera …lagta ha meri belt ki mar yad nahi tujhe ….beta eesa nahi karte oor beta agar pitna hi ha to name batao na ……aapni identity to reveal karo ……aapke pas aake acche se “sarso ke teel se aapki gand mari jayegi” to tension mat lo aap bas name batao ….oor tune aapne bap ko kab mara be mujhe to yad ni ha.aaj kal lagta tali marne wala dhanda ni chalra tera ..koi na koi na railway station me acche se hardwork kar 1 na 1 din zarur safal hoga ……sharam aa rahi ha beta teri waje se ….pakka tu meri aaulad nahi ho sakta …pakka 2 bap ki aaulab ha tu 🙁

    • maine itna kya pel diya ki 3 account banaliya sirf mujhe pelne ke liye, aur woh bata raha tha na, dhoondke pel denge, abhi tak tera shakal nhi dikha mujhe.
      ye 3 account banake na tu apna zindagi barbad kar raha hai bacche, aur bata de raha hun, tera yeh khel zyada din chalne nhi wala. ye kuch din masti kar le, abhi toh woh mai teri maa ke sath kar raha hun, ye last exam phase 4 likh le kyunki next week probably tu baaki ka zindagi hospital me bitane wala hai

    • bhai tereko bhi pata hai humare doston ke bare, waise tere liye sirf ek hi banda kafi hai but phir bhi, aur agar itna hi confident hai toh naam bolna bhai itna kyun dar raha hai. humare pas utna time nahi hai tereko dhunde baithke, hume pata hai hum zindagi me kya kar rahe hai, padhne aaye hain padhke chale jayenge but beech me aise chut ke keedon ko bhi theek karke jayenge. Aur rahi baat marne ki, bhai dekh tujhe pata hai hum kon hai lekin phir bhi tune kuch nahi ukhada toh marne ki baat tu bol hi mat vo hum dekh lenge bas naam bolde aur agar galti sudharni hai toh maafi mangne ki zaroorat nahi hai, just change your attitude towards others, idc if you go bitch about someone else but as far as my friends, stay careful brother you may regret later.

  5. ale ale ale mere dusre bacche ki gand me bhi khujli hori ? koi na koi na . tereko bhi belt ka swad taste karana padega ..or ha dont worry hospital samne hi ha koi dikkat nahi hogi …..tera maa k sath milke mujhe 1 oor baccha nahi karna ha ..pahale hi 2 bigad gaye ha ..sala 1 oor manush paida ho jayega …abe phase 4 kya tereko mene phase 8 tak ka time dia …jitna hat pair chalane ha chalale …tu kya tera dada tera nana koi mera kuch nahi ukhad sakta orr tere liye ….I would have brutally beaten you but i donot do animal abuse ….akhir aapne ghar ka baccha hi ha koi na tereko bhi dekh lenge :)…or 1 line yad aai tere liye(ye wali acchi ha) “NA JHAATH NA CHUTTI , OR BATE UCHI UCHI” 🙂

  6. @gigganiggachad161 ek no ka attention seeker ha isko koi bhi post mei randiyo ki tarha controversial comments karta ha taki isko attention Mila, and I’m sure yea ek no ka chaka ha aur @gigganigaachadkimakabhosda apne baccha ko samhal le nhi toh pata chala kon ha kutta ki tharha Marta

    • ha re mai hi controversy karra , mereko akele pelne keliye tum log na jaane kitne accounts bante baithe ho , aur kin kin mere seniors ko mere circle se bhi involve kar rakhe ho