🧛

After talking to ayyamas they didn’t recieve any complaint letters (they were busy scrolling)

I concluded people agreed with me or so I thought

Firstly to all the people worrying about my studies thank you I take them seriously they would be pleased to know I come from a batch famously known as “Lovers point” and i have chance of selection (pmn ‘s words not mine ). anyways enough of academics

I didn’t expect pokemons to react in such a it was like their worst nightmare (me) became reality

From fat guy threating me from 5 different accounts (well we will give him B- for efforts)

After mentally preparing myself to read his threats ( washing my eyes with bleach) I am genuinely surprised how this nigga passed 10th

It feels like even guys from dps can bully him .

Even a 3rd class kid can give better threats tbh

I didn’t go through all of them but it was basically based on “woh Banda boxing karta hai mardega 💀” (ye wohi log hai jo reels pe phonk sunke khud ko mike tyson ka baap samajhte hai)

Kabhi kabhi aisa lagta hai jo boxer ko voh refer kar raha tha voh khud nahi hai but Jo uske womb me hai uski baat kar raha hai .(Ye wala joke nahi samjha toh Jake usse puchlena 💀)

Iske alawa hamari Sundar vimal didi (Ajay Devgan paid me to say this )

People were mad bc I was body shaming her but that wasn’t my intention but honestly you don’t really expect not to be roasted with that type of hair do you ? (I still assume you have Ajay Devgan posters in your room)

I didn’t call her fat (juniors did 💀) but I can’t call her fit either ( even a blind man can see that)

I noticed something tho apart from saying “jaake padhle” and “seniors are spies” no one disagreed with my saying

For reference i talked about a Fat dumb junior

Well guess what he is really a fat dumb guy (check the “threats” he made from 5 different accounts he has )

On a serious note : I didn’t really expect my post to get that much attention and juniors to be that soft . I would really appreciate that  juniors and seniors to take my post on their kidneys rather than their heart (or wherever you usually take it) and yes I will be making posts like this whenever I am burned out by maths .See ya 🧛

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  2. Abe marchod from soo called lovers point how abt u go and fuck ur girlfriend and first of all who let u pass 1 st grade ig ur girlfriend is the ayyama because u r always talking abt her anyway and no one is threatening u don’t be a pussy

  3. Bhaii sun tere me agar dum rehta tha nahhh toh tuu mere ku face to face bolta tha aur aaj kal ladkiyaan bhi muu pe bolrahe hai tuu toh gay nikla bhai aur ek baat mai fat huu mai bolta par tere baap k paiso kaa toh nhi kha raha nahh dum hai toh gandu mere muhhh pe bol aaja friday meri class 3rd batch krishna 1st floor

  5. abee bhen ke loude tu insta reels pe phonk sunte hue kutte se apni gaand marwata he. baat aayi 10th pass karne ki aur roast karne ki toh tu bach nai payega bhenchod.tu khud regret hogaa. even a dps guyy can bully him? bullly toh koi bhi kardegaa tereko chedne me bhi koi wakt nai lagega zindagi bhar fir depression me rahiyo aur insta pe reels bana jaake mereko aisa ye age me bully kare me iski wajah se depression me chale gaya and mvee on naii kar paara. jaa abhi tere duty ka wakt ho gayaa jaake koi kutte se marwaa jaa

    • Shitpost from one account stud its not like the same fcuking ass threats you post is gonna be more terrifying coming from multiple accounts (ngl none bat an eye on your shitposts frr)

  6. Don’t care + stay mad+ plus the way you’re flexing your academics DARLING your English is in the GARBAGE PITTS, using ek hi Sentence mei 2 diff tenses that don’t even go together 🤣 toh aap toh rehne do jee atp mai clear karlungi tumhari behalf pe❤️ your parents spend so much money on your education only for u to fuck up forming a basic ass sentence. Roast everybody u want yaar just do it the right way. The sad truth is your parents don’t love you and thus u take out the hate and anger u have within you on this fuck all website that has the worst user interface. you live a miserable life and it’s visible that a hot baddie with red hair irks you so much that you take out time from your unemployed routine to hate on her body when you in reality I’m sure are not more than 5’8 and have a face card that always declines. It’s a sad sad life that you live and your worst punishment is being yourself. surf I can see right through you, and you’re a troubled insecure little cunt that needs to man up and study math and learn English. Jitna time yaha type karne mei laga te ho utna time daily duolingo pe English lessons pe spend kardo toh you’ll do me and everyone reading your post a favour because reading what u write gives me an aneurysm.( google that shit up I’m sure you dk what it even means)

    • “You’re out here spewing nonsense like anyone cares about your opinion, but let’s be real—your bitterness is the only thing you’ve got going for you. It’s clear life handed you a pathetic hand, and now you’re just scrambling for relevance. Keep running your mouth, but deep down you know you’ll never be more than a miserable, fatass ajay devgan die heart fan” (p.s damn bitch yk how to readd way upto identifying tenses)

      “Zyada karogi toh teri mummy se shikayat kardungi/karunga dumbass” 😂

  7. khud ki to shakal kharab hai aur dusro se jal raha hai madarchod….. aage jaake teri biwi saand jesi moti milegi ( ya phir mile hi na) ajkal jyada progesterone nikal raha hai isliye jyada post kar raha hai bkl

    • Kya progestrone estrogen testosterone nigga grow up our clg provides “2 hellhole years of integeated MPC course” but you obviously took the wrong course, bipc is available right next to our building it’s not too late to become a doc and measure progesterone levels in guys (p.s. certified retarded ass chapri label granted 🏷️)
      ~congratulations (^_^)