Chapri Fight

Hey there! Missed me? Well, guess who’s back! First things first, a warm welcome to all the juniors who are about to embark on their two-year journey at FIITJEE, which we affectionately call the living hell. Now, juniors, don’t expect too much from this place, and seniors, let me tell you, this year’s package is seriously something else. What do I mean by that? Well, let’s just say we’re just getting started.

So, as most of you seniors probably know, there’s this chapri guy also known as the Nepali’s boyfriend, and his buddy who’s obsessed with that flatbread. They recently got into a chapri fight with another junior chapri. Now, you might be wondering, why do I have the right to call the junior a chapri, I don’t need to mention why about the Nepali’s boyfriend as we all know. Well, my friend, we’ve only scratched the surface. Let me give you some context.

These two seniors had different reasons, but they teamed up as chapris to fight another chapri from a different street. Let’s start with the flatbread’s boyfriend. It’s an old story, or so the sources say. The junior chapri had a crush on a girl, but she had eyes for the flatbread’s boyfriend. Feeling jealous, the junior chapri snitched to the girl’s parents about their relationship. Naturally, the flatbread’s boyfriend was furious and needed some fire to cook the flatbread’s. And now, enter the Nepali’s boyfriend. As I suspected, all these relationships are fake and so is his. As soon as the junior chapri found out about the relationship, he got excited to spread about it and bust his hidden desires and started spreading rumors about the momo couple. This made the chapri boyfriend even angrier. I mean, come on, he just liked her and probably never even confessed his feelings. He was scared that she would find out and reject him which she probably will. I’ve even seen him hiding from the Nepali’s father because he didn’t want to get his butt kicked while staring at momos.

Now, let’s talk about this chapri junior. He didn’t even spare PMN’s wife when it came to simping. Naturally, PMN got scared and threatened to throw him off the building. I could hear the commotion loud and clear from my room. That dude is lucky he got out of there quickly. Anyway, my advice is to stay away from this junior if you want to live to see another day with your fake girlfriend. That’s a wrap!

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